By Ingenious Press
August 12, 2013 "Information Clearing House - No other government on the face of this Earth wants to make it’s citizens more ill-at-ease, deathly afraid, or made to feel so guilty for stepping outside of it’s national boundaries as the United States of America. Rather than encouraging Americans to embrace overseas travel as one of the most educational, enjoyable, and emotionally and spiritually satisfying endeavors that people can undertake in the course of our painfully short lives, U.S. government departments and institutions are notorious for wanting to make even just the IDEA of pursuing international travel as unpleasant and unsettling as they can possibly muster.
You must
look no further than the U.S. State Department’s “Global Travel
Alert” issued this past Friday (August 2nd 2013) to grasp the
sheer ridiculousness and paranoia of the U.S. governments stance
on it’s citizens travelling abroad. The alert, which is based
upon the “most specific, credible threat information in years”
(but of course lacking any actual date or timing), warned of the
potential for terrorist attacks, particularly in the Middle East
and North Africa, to be carried out by operatives of Al Qaeda
and their associates.
It came
less than a day after the department announced that it was
closing U.S. diplomatic missions in the Middle East, North
Africa and elsewhere through the weekend because of a (of
course) ‘unspecified’ terrorism threat. The global travel alert
if effective through the end of August.
So going
by the State Department’s advice and logic on this “global”
travel alert, we’re all supposed to reconsider our travel plans
to ANYWHERE outside the United States? Or at least for the
remainder of August? Even if I just want to camp out at Uluru in
the middle of Australia, the Islamic bad guys are going to be
out for my blood? Yep, the whole concept of a United States
issued “global travel alert” is just….that….LAME.
Let’s just
flip the coin here for a moment. Have you noticed there is no
such thing as a “domestic travel alert” issued by the United
States Department of State? I mean if you really think about it
there SHOULD be. The United States literally has all of the most
dangerous cities in the world under the umbrella of the term
“First World”. Comparing U.S. cities like Camden, New Orleans,
Detroit, Memphis, or South Side Chicago with the likes of
European cities such as Vienna, Zurich, Helsinki, Munich, or
Copenhagen is somewhat akin to contrasting Hell with Heaven, at
least certainly from a safety standpoint.
Yet the
host countries of those cities don’t issue “global travel
alerts” specifically pointing out the United States as an area
of greater safety concern (which it plainly is). They realize
that the world is not perfect, and some safety risks which can
theoretically happen anywhere are not going to be allowed to
ruin their holiday plans.
You wanna
talk about forces at work which are trying to ruin your holiday
plans? Just take a look at the
U.S. State Department’s website, particularly if you direct
yourself to the “threats to safety and security” section under ‘country
specific information’. A lot of the stuff you will read in
this area of the website is absolutely horrifying. Seriously,
just what sort of coffin-sized box do they want Americans to
live in? Here are some direct quotations from a number of
countries we would otherwise consider among the safest places in
the world to visit.
AUSTRALIA – Australia
has an alert system for possible terrorist attacks. The threat
levels range from “low” to “high.” The Australian Attorney
General’s Office web site has up-to-date information regarding
the current terrorism threat level. Depending on the alert, you
should maintain a high level of vigilance and take appropriate
steps to increase your security awareness. (Threats To Safety
And Security)
NEW ZEALAND – Violent
crime against tourists is rare; however, if you are traveling
alone, you should be especially vigilant and avoid isolated
areas. (Crime)
NORWAY – Like other
countries in the Schengen area, Norway’s open borders with its
Western European neighbors also allow the possibility of
terrorists entering/exiting the country with anonymity. Be
vigilant with regard to your personal security. (Threats To
Safety And Security)
FINLAND – Finland
remains largely free of terrorist incidents. However, like other
countries in the Schengen area, Finland’s open borders with its
Western European neighbors allow the possibility of terrorist
groups anonymously entering and exiting the country.
(Threats to
Safety And Security)
Notice how
the State Department clearly is not a fan of Europe’s open
borders policy? They would much prefer to have the personal
freedoms and civil liberties of Europeans be squandered, and
have a T.S.A. equivalent for Europe rule over the continent with
an iron fist in order to catch those pesky “terrorists” who must
be freely crossing the border between Germany and Denmark on a
daily basis.
As for
countries like Cuba, it is interesting to point out how the U.S.
State Departments description of the country is frighteningly
comparable to the modern day United States, though they want
to pretend to remain oblivious to this fact. Also, in a bizarre
twist to readers expectations (especially if the department is
actually telling solo travelers in New Zealand to ‘avoid
isolated areas’ which is exactly what most travelers to the
country hope to spend a lot of time doing) they actually give a
rare display of praise for North Korea.
NORTH KOREA – North
Korea does not release crime statistics. Violent crime is rare,
and street crime against foreigners is uncommon in Pyongyang.
(In truth, crime against travelers to North Korea is almost
non-existent).
Beyond the
endless scaremongering, there is another major reason why the
U.S. government doesn’t want you to travel abroad. In the 21st
century, they desperately want to avoid having you see for
yourself just HOW FAR BEHIND our country has fallen.
Our government has an incredibly fragile ego, and desperately
wants to continue to tout that the United States is the
“greatest country on Earth”, which many of us are now aware is a
totally false exclamation.
It is an
embarrassment for the U.S. government when Americans visit South
Korea, Germany, France, Italy, and even Turkey and witness
first-hand just how wonderful, efficient, and fast the domestic
intercity train systems run. It is an embarrassment for
Americans to witness how the streets are kept cleaner and the
highways better maintained in countries across Europe, and even
in parts of Mexico. It is an embarrassment when they visit
Australia, and drop their jaws at the revelation many of the
locals are working jobs earning the annual equivalent of
anywhere between $70,000 – $120,000 U.S. dollars, which do not
require any university education (and therefore no crippling
student loan debt-slavery).
It is an
embarrassment when Americans talk with university students in
Scandinavia and realize it is not costing them a penny. It is an
embarrassment when they walk the streets of Buenos Aires or Rio
de Janeiro and safely come to the conclusion that the locals are
more health conscious, better dressed, self-confident, and
consistently attractive than pretty much anywhere at home. It is
an embarrassment coming to the realization that Santiago, the
capital of Chile and among the most populous cities in
“dangerous” Latin America, is actually a safer city than any
U.S. metropolitan area of comparable size.
Basically,
the U.S. government does not want you to become aware about a
lot of really, really, good things that are available to people
in other parts of the world that are severely lacking at home.
They do not want you coming back to the United States and raving
to your friends about how wonderful your destination was, having
ideas of moving abroad to a country with better employment
opportunities and/or financial rewards (Australia, Germany,
Norway, etc.), or planning on early retirement to a country with
wonderful year-round weather and a low cost-of-living in Latin
America or Southeast Asia.
They don’t
want you to figure out that it is possible to have a rich and
full life without automobile dependency, which is a reality in
many other countries. They don’t want you to visit a country
that actually learns how to get along with the planet and
requires only a token military budget, and where discretionary
government funds can be spent on much more constructive or
life-affirming pursuits.
NO. They
want you to STAY in the United States and forever remain a
dutiful U.S. taxpayer, slave to big oil and student loans, and
to sit down and shut up as drones and bombs obliterate yet
another country that has never harmed the United States in any
way (it was Yemen this week right?). Traveling abroad, spending
your money elsewhere, having a wonderful time, and then perhaps
ultimately wanting to move yourself and your assets away, will
make them very, very, grumpy indeed.
After all,
it is easy for a population to be brainwashed into thinking that
their country is the “best in the world” when they have
absolutely no frame of reference to any of the other 200+
sovereign states which exist in the world today. It’s easy to
get a large segment of the population to actually believe
countries like Iran are hostile when Hollywood propaganda films
like “Argo” portray every local as a bloodthirsty zealot out to
claim an American scalp. Unfortunately for them, the reality is
that Iranians are without doubt some of the friendliest and most
hospitable people on this Earth, and embrace American travelers
with cheerful gusto and sincere smiles.
Of course,
you can simply ignore the government propaganda campaigns and
societal warnings all you want. There is nothing stopping a U.S.
citizen from taking off overseas, provided you have a valid
passport, sufficient funds, and a thirst for adventure. What
cannot be stopped is the end game, the dreaded T.S.A. “Chat
Down” when you return to the U.S.A. But I’ll leave that for
another article.
So in the
meantime, whatever you do, even though the risk of a supposed
‘terrorist’ attack is the most elevated in the Middle East and
North Africa, pay heed to the State Department’s “global travel
alert” and cancel that trip you had planned to Norway or New
Zealand later next week. Those countries are far too dangerous
right now (maybe forever) and you’re going to be KILLED! Stay
right here at home in the United States and spend your tourist
dollars in New Orleans, Memphis, Camden, and the south side of
Chicago instead. You’ll be 100% totally safe and secure!
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