Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Economical options to repare for the coming food shortages!

(a little dark, dry humor . . . )

Unless you're planning on receiving a bailout from Obama, you'd be wise to consider storing food to protect your family in this uncertain economy.

One of our Obamanomics Survival Kits will do the trick. We have packages for families of all sizes and budgets:

  • $9,750 – The Walton's – Our top of the line family-size Obamanomics Survival Kit (based on genuine Great Depression-era favorites). Ten 55-gallon drums filled with enough dried food to support a family of 10 for two years. Generator and water purifier extra.

  • $2,995 – The DUNK (Double Unemployed, No Kids) – Our recommendation for the two-member over-mortgaged household experiencing "change". Two 55-gallon drums packed full of provisions to feed one plus a significant other for six months. Freeze-dried gourmet dogfood option extra.

  • $39.95 – The Brigham Young Budget Special – The addresses of two Mormon families in your zip code who store food.

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The Black Sheep tries to warn its friends with the truth it has seen, unfortunately herd mentality kicks in for the Sheeple, and they run in fear from the black sheep and keep to the safety of their flock.

Having tried to no avail to awaken his peers, the Black Sheep have no other choice but to unite with each other and escape the impending doom.

What color Sheep are you?

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